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Irish quotes, the greatest wits of Ireland. Facts are these people were geniusesIrish quotes come in many guises and like a lot of facts about Ireland,facts are that because of their genius and wit there are enough of these quotes to fill many categories. There are general,funny,famous and drinking quotes. The list of famous Irish quotes could go on and on. You will find some good information there that will give you a little more insight into some of the people behind the quotes. Irish quotes from George Bernard ShawDancing: the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine. Martryrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability. The government who robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul The things most people want to know about are none of their business. A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself. Better keep yourself clean and bright.You are the window through which you must see the world. I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worthwhile. I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize. A dramatic critic is a man that leaves no turn unstoned. Irish quotes from Oscar WildeBigamamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely,if ever,do they forgive them. We are all in the gutter,but some of us are looking at the stars. All art is quite useless. There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. A man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies. The English country gentleman galloping after a fox, the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. Nothing succeeds like excess. Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. Irish Quotes from Jonathan SwiftThere is none so blind as they that wil not see. That is as well said as if I had said it myself. Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches to conceive how others can be in want. We have just religion enough to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. One of the very best rules of conversation is to never say anything which any of the company wish had been left unsaid. Real vision is the ability to see the invisible Funny Irish QuotesWhat one person might find funny another might not, so like most things these funny Irish quotes are my version of funny. Hopefully though you will find at least some of these Irish quotes funny. She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitchfork. Quote from Oliver Goldsmith. All publicity is good,except an obituary notice. Quote from Brendan Behan. The play was a great success but the audience was a disaster. Quote from Oscar Wilde The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water. Quote from Oscar Wilde. True friends stab you in the front. Quote from Oscar Wilde Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we have to alter it every six months. Quote from Oscar Wilde. This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever. Quote from Sigmund Freud about the Irish. I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse. Quote from Brendan Behan I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. Quote from George Bernard Shaw. I always had a reputation for going missing, Miss England,Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. Quote from George Best I can resist everything except temptation. Another Oscar Wilde quote Good Irish Drinking quotesI often sit back and think," I wish I'd done that", and find out later that I already have. Quote from famous Irish actor Richard HarrisWork is the curse of the drinking classes. Quote from Oscar Wilde. The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk,they're sober. Quote from W.B.Yeats Too young to die.Too drunk to live. Quote from Renee McCall on the death of Irish writer Brendan Behan. In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol, and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. Quote from famous Irish soccer player, George Best. I blew hundreds of thousand of pounds on women and drinking, the rest I just squandered. Another quote from George Best. Don't forget you can get more facts about these famous Irish people from our Ireland Facts section.
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